As we get older it is interesting to note the things you took fore granted in your earlier days.
I don't think I'm "old" but I am developing shining senior moments.
What?
My previous blurb was about a plumbing issue. But let me tell you what has changed since 2005. Forget the plunger what I get really thankful for is a good regular BM. Yup. I said it. POOP!!!
I am no doctor but wonder what happens when you pass your 20s and realize you do not have stomach of steel. Strange things begin to occur after cheese or alcohol consumption. Taco bell tacos somehow turn into ex-lax, that BBQ cheeseburger becomes a massive hunk of constipation, 20 minutes of chewing turns into a week of bloated gassy hot mess.
When the heck did I become so consumed about adequate fiber consumption, when did my stomach stop being flat and turn into a giant gas production plant after meals?
Yes, everybody poops, but what in the world happens when it goes from whatever to WTF!?!?
This is similar to when I caught myself being so excited over a new washer and dryer. Me? I'm not even domestic but to this day I get happy just looking at those high efficiency clothes cleaning marvels.
It will be interesting to see what moves from behind the scenes to center stage as the years go by. Now, it's poop. What's next?
I guess only time will tell and then I will tell you.
Good night and good poos!
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