Relaxation in the Strangest Places

I had to do it. I had to get away. Far away from it ALL.

At Six Flags White Water.

I hate crowds, this decision makes NO SENSE.

Until I find my way to the lazy river snag a two-person float sprawl out and float aimlessly around and around in a giant circle entirely oblivious for teens, adults, children and whatever else floats along with me. I open my eyes and only look UP. The simulated river rocks my tube gently as I slowly drift past beautiful trees under bridges and a sunny sky with white fluffy clouds I can turn into elephants, martini glasses, and Theodore Roosevelt. As well as feeling completely inappropriate checking out the cute little lifeguards trying to be cool while working with their small aviator shades, bright red safety shades, and whistles. Can't forget the whistles.

After soaking for about an hour, it's time to hop on the one water slide without a line, and it is well worth the lack of wait. Fast, catch some air on some bumps and a gentle splashdown.

I avoid the evil food kiosks filled with sugar bombs, preservatives, fat and who knows what else.

Here I am. Relaxed, happy, carefree and thoroughly enjoying myself as the lifeguards practice saving each other in the wave pool I even get some live entertainment along with six flags radio playing top 40 age and genre neutral music throughout the park. I notice they play power ballads and other energizing types of songs. I am now curious about the science or marketing decisions behind the music selection. Will one song drive guests to the food courts, will another prompt them to a thrill ride? Maybe I am over thinking this, what's worse is I just began a sentence with maybe. I mentally slap my hand and while I'm at it wonder if I have used too many instances of I.

WHATEVAHHHHH!!!

Back to basking on this lounge chair like a lizard warming itself on a rock and blogging (this may become a new obsession, if I start uploading podcasts you know I may need a social media intervention).

Have a blessed day all. Signing out.

- The Lady in a not so itty bitty black and white polka dot Bikini (swim dress ).