So. I was walking on the beach with breakfast this morning and got muffin jacked by the seagull mafia.
One KAH!! And out of nowhere, I was ambushed!!! The ringleader, Jonathon Livingston Seagull, hovered right in front of my face pointy beak to my nose and demanded I hand over the muffin. I reluctantly handed over my breakfast, and the screeching mob let me go, with both eyes intact and bird bomb free clothing.

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